Newnaija Let’s be honest: saving your parents’ names as “Mummy” or “Daddy” is boring AF. We’re not saying it’s wrong, but what’s stopping you from using a name that’ll make you smile whenever they pop up on your screen? If you’re already thinking about hitting the edit button in your contact list, we’ve got some suggestions.
Names to save your dad’s contact
Commander in Chief
If your dad runs the house military-style.
Daddy
This one is simple and straight to the point.
P Man
If your dad is also your guy.
Daddy
If he treats you like a child, even if you’re old AF.
Papa
If he enjoys pidgin a little too much.
Baba e
If your daddy is a retired egbon adugbo.
Old soldier
If he’s a retired military man.
He That Sustains Me
If your dad is a man of God.
Pale
If your dad is a guy man.
Boss
If your dad is always cosplaying a gen-z.
Sperm donor
If he’s an absentee dad.
Oloye
If your dad’s from royalty.
Mr (Insert surname)
If he’s a familiar stranger.
Alhaji
If he’s been to Mecca.
Names to save your mum’s contact
Mummcy
If she’s a real one.
Mama e
If she’s a Lagos island trader.
Alhaja
If she’s been to Mecca.
Iya teacher
If she’s a disciplinarian.
My angel
If you’re convinced she’s your real life guardian angel.
Maami
If your mum gives strong granny vibes.
Mother
If your relationship isn’t all that.
Maale
If your mum’s got street OT.
Mama mia
Spice things up with some French.
Mrs (Insert surname)
If she’s an absentee mother.
Momager
If she runs the house like a company.
My baby
If your mum’s a girl’s girl.
Chairlady
If she’s a no-nonsense mum who also spoils you silly.
Moi mi
Means “My mother” in Yoruba.
Queen
If she’s got some royal blood in her.
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